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- 1、5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
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- 6、初一英语搞笑话剧剧本
- 7、十一人英文话剧(50词,带翻译)
- 8、六人的英语搞笑话剧是什么？
- 9、求助英语小品，五个人演的，要幽默点，谢谢！！
- 10、有哪些英语话剧搞笑剧本，适合八个人出演的？
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本（通用5篇）
话剧指以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1 The Clever Rabbits（聪明小兔）
角色：
Red Eyes（红眼睛）Long Ears（长耳朵）Short Tail（短尾巴）
Big Wolf（大灰狼）Mother Rabbit（兔妈妈）
Storyteller翻译官
道具 房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。
布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。
SceneI Three Rabbits（三只小兔子）
（一）
Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.
兔妈妈有三个孩子，她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。）
Red Eyes:（Coming to the front.上前。）
Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.
（你好！我是红眼睛。见到你很高兴。）
Long Ears:（Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。）
Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.
（嗨！你好！很高兴见到你。我叫长耳朵。）
Short Tail:（Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。）
Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.
（小朋友们，你们好！我是短尾巴。见到大家我很高兴。）
After this,they are playing games in随后，他们就在房子里玩游戏。）
（二）
Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.
（一只大灰狼正躲在树后，他在打着坏主意。这时，兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。） Mother Rabbit:（Singing a song.唱起了歌。） Little Rabbits,open the door.
（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）
Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊，我知道他们的秘密了。）
Mother Rabbit:（Walking into the house.进了家门。）
Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?
Let"s have supper!
（晚上好，孩子们！你们饿了吧？咱们吃晚饭吧。）
Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves（大灰狼来了）
Storyteller:Then next day,the（第二天，兔妈妈要出门了。）
Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers （我要去采蘑菇。千万记住，不要给陌生人开门。）
All:OK.
Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.
Big Wolf:（Learn to sing.学着唱。）Little Rabbits,open the door.
Mother coming back.
（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）
Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is（妈妈回来了。）
Long Ears:（Stop them opening the阻止他俩开门。）No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. （不对。不是妈妈，那不像妈妈的声音。）
Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really（让我来看看。果然不是妈妈。）
Big Wolf:（Bang!Bang!Bang!）I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.
（我是你们的妈妈，快开门啊。）
Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.
（好吧。那你必须把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来）
Big Wolf:OK.
Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the（小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。）
Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!（你这个大灰狼！）
Storyteller:With her words,she hits（说着，她捡起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。）
Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.（噢。我的天啊！我的尾巴受伤了。）
Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.
mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.
（大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了，他逃走了。小兔子听到妈妈的声音，打开门，扑进妈妈的怀里。）
Mother Rabbit:My clever children.（我的乖孩子们。）
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2 旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的`手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）
Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’mfromHogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）.
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇3 人物： rabbit（小兔），fox（狐狸），monkey（小猴），tortoise（乌龟），mummy bear（熊妈妈），baby bear（熊宝宝），lion（狮子），bird（小鸟）。
布景：大森林背景，舞台右角是一座小房子，一棵木瓜树，中间有一棵大树，舞台左角有一块大石头，左角后台阶上有两棵桃树。
（大幕在抒情、优美的音乐声中徐徐开启）
:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!
在一个美丽的大森林里，住着许许多多的小动物，他们在一起相亲相爱，生活得可幸福了！
第一景：小动物群舞
小兔舞 （音乐：活泼、轻快、跳跃）
狐狸舞 （扭动腰肢，跳节奏感极强的迪斯科）
乌龟舞 （一伸一缩，音乐：缓慢、低沉、滑稽）
小猴舞 （调皮、灵巧，可用西游记主题曲）
（音乐转为轻柔、舒缓，小兔一人旋转跳舞，音乐渐弱转为流水声，舞台灯光转暗，布景为湖边，木瓜树下。）
第二景：:"咕咚"（清晰而响亮）
小兔：（吃惊的样子，四处看看）What’s the matter?
什么东西？
（倒退几步，拔腿就跑，正好撞上了狐狸。）
狐狸：（奇怪的神情）What’s the matter? Why are you running?
跑什么呀？出了什么事？
小兔：（气喘嘘虚的样子）："Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."
咕咚，咕咚来了。
狐狸：（害怕的样子）：Oh! Horrible, let’s run.
哇！太可怕了，让我们跑吧！
（这时候，熊妈妈提着篮子和熊宝宝从树后走出来，正好看到慌慌张张奔跑的小兔和狐狸。）
熊妈妈：（很惊奇的样子）：What’s the matter? Why are you running?
出了什么事？你们跑什么呀？
小兔、狐狸（合）：Gu dong is coming.
小熊：（害怕并躲在妈妈的怀里）mummy mummy, I’m frightened.
妈妈、妈妈，我害怕！
熊妈妈：（安慰宝宝）Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.
乖宝宝，别害怕，让我们跑吧！快，快
（小猴、小鸟、乌龟在另一角台阶的桃树上看到，感到很奇怪）
小猴：（指着奔跑的小动物）Why? Why are they all running?
为什么，为什么他们都在跑？
乌龟：（很神秘的样子）Perhaps, A monster!
也许，是妖怪来了！
小猴、小鸟：（非常恐惧的样子）Oh, horrible, let’s run!
啊呀！太可怕了，快跑呀！
乌龟：（慌慌张张地跟在后面）wait! just wait.
等一等！
（大狮子正在一块石头下睡觉，众人吵吵闹闹的声音吵醒了它。狮子大吼一声，伸伸懒腰。）
狮子：（很生气的样子） It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?
太吵了，你们为什么都在跑呀？
众人合：（上气不接下气的样子）Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.
狮子：（感到很奇怪）Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?
"咕咚",什么东西？在哪里？
（大家你看着我，我看着你，都在摇头。）
小猴：（问熊妈妈）Where?
在哪里？
熊妈妈：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问狐狸）Where
我不知道。 在哪里？
狐狸：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问小兔）Where?
我不知道。 在哪里？
（众人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。）
小兔：（挠挠脑袋，指着对面）It’s over there.
就在那边！
狮子：（很神气的样子）Let’s go and see.
走，去看看。
（大伙互相看看，都表现出非常害怕的样子。）
狮子：（拍拍胸脯，很勇敢的样子）come on, follow me.
走，跟我走！
（音乐响，一段雄壮有力的进行曲，众人排着整齐的队伍，大踏步地往前走，快到树下时，脚步慢下来。音乐停，全场一片寂静。）
狮子：（四处张望）Where? There is nothing here.
在哪里？什么都没有啊！
（正在这时候，一阵风吹来，咕咚一声，一棵木瓜掉进了湖里。）
小猴：（指着湖边）Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!
噢！原来是木瓜呀！
（众人大笑，大幕在笑声中徐徐落下。）
The end.
全剧终
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇4 甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....
丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇5 人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）
（进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)
B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)
车主：Look out!
Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)
（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)
经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.
(两人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
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求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
F: April 1.转自：
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤
超级搞笑,哈哈哈
从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.
有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.
有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.
最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
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Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!
Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是我为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 ，欢迎阅读。
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇1 3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的`村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
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6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译有哪些？
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
急求2人英语搞笑短剧 2-3分钟的（两个男生）
话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子
name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince
需要四五个人：一个旁白,一个公主,一只不爱洗澡的青蛙,一到两只干净的青蛙.
需要道具：服装,一枝花,一张帅哥的照片,还有其它的道具你可以自添加.
场景：森林里,破井边.
旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a.
(开始思考,突然大悟,取下头上的花）.right!flower.
she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.(公出场).
the princess walks near the castle and.
公主（以下简称公）台词：
Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?
白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again,a frog appeared in front of her.
（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里,出场,蹲在地上,要表现出自己很脏很邋遢,但不能让人恶心,记住）
公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去）
oh my god,this frog is so.(闻闻,然后捏住鼻子,犹豫,来回走）,is it really the frog for me?
（看看周围,）aren't there any other frogs?
这时,早就在场边待命的干净青蛙,跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see?we are here.（重复说we are here!)
旁白冲过去,敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.sh.shut up ,shut up."
脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady?please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting?
公主：(惊慌,赶紧给它洗澡.)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净.
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.
公要亲它头的时候,它突然站起来,吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主.
说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.
公主：what?（大吃一惊）
青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.
公：so you are not my frog of prince.公主接过照片,青蛙走人,公主看一下,然后晕倒.
白冲过来扶住她,同时大声念：
my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266
初一英语搞笑话剧剧本
初一英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧创作的'特点.比较突出的表现是创作风格的平民化,反映普通人生活,塑造普通人形象,成为话剧艺术家十分关注的题材。以下是初一英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)
by Cecilia Liu 刘怡芬
5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)
Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)
SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
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Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.
The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.
Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)
Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?
Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!
Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!
Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?
Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza: Never mind!
Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…
Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.
Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.
Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!
Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza: What are you doing?
Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)
Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)
Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.
SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!
Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!
Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)
Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.
The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.
Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?
Mom: Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom: O.K. See you then!
At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.
Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.
Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?
Big gangster: Where is the ransom?
Mom: Release my daughter first!
Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!
Mom: No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom: Justice is always the winner.
Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.
Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster: I……
Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)
Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.
Eliza: Me! Me!
Celine: What do you want to say?
Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom: My turn. My turn.
Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom: Well……
Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.
Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom: Right. And they…
Celine: They want to trick you, but…
Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
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十一人英文话剧(50词,带翻译)
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英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!
Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.
(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III
Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.”
Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.
Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…
(In the palace.)
Queen: I am the queen!
King: Of course I am the king!
Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!
King: So…what happened to our baby?
Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!
King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)
King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.
Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?
King: Yes!
Princess: (Take medicine) I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!
(Try another method.)
King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.
Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..
(Try a third method.)
Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.
King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one? (See Ada)
Queen: Oh~no!
King: Is she the one?
Queen: Of course! Please start singing!
Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing?
Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me….
Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!
King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.
Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..
King: You can say that again.
Queen: Let’s get ready.
(King and queen are preparing …)
Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.
(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)
King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.
Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it. Go out on the streets and find some help.
SCENE IV
(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)
Prince: (To himself.) A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?
King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.
Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.) Sorry! My dear princess!
Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.
King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!
(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)
King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.
(Queen hugs the Princess.)
Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.
King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.
Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
p.s.这是我们班自己演出过的话剧，效果很好！人数的话，由于剧本中路人角色较多，所以对人数要求限制不大，可以由一人同时扮演多角！
希望我的回答对您有一些帮助！
六人的英语搞笑话剧是什么？
六人的英语搞笑话剧：《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）：
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time?
很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗？
Action I（第一幕）
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? （镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的男人）
（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状）Thank you mirror! （面对观众）
I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.
But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
（我是丹王子，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相，他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办？我的部长在哪里？）
阿三（毕恭毕敬） : Honey, I am coming.（殿下，我来了）
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan."
（我一再告诉你，你应该叫我：“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。）
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.（作杀状）
（好的，殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政）
太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
（经过筛选，我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。）
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
（好吧，尽快给我看看赢家，好吗？）
阿三：Yes.（好的。）
Action II（第二幕）（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?（你是李莫愁？）
李莫愁：Yes.（是的。）
荆轲：OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.
（好啊。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。）
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?（你在挑战我吗？）
荆轲：Off course!（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁：Come on!
音乐起，两人冲上前来，“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”
李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑。
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt?
（发生了什么？为什么你不会受伤？）
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么，需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
（妈妈总是说：“人生就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了，妈妈是对的。）
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you？”
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.
（生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。）
阿三：Hero,we need your help.（好汉，我们需要你的帮助。）
荆柯：I am busy now!（我忙着呢！）
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.（你可以得到很多钱。）
荆柯：I am very busy now!（我现在非常的忙。）
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!（我真的真的非常忙。）
阿三（手指上场的美女,激动状）: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.（你看，那是世界上最美丽的女子，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。）
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
（我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人，但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。）
阿三：What? What's the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.（小子，看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。）
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
（我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们，这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。）
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.
（减肥茶！我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。）
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（你想要什么？如果你愿意，就大声说！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意，但我很高兴，你还是得大声说。拿着它！你真的喜欢吗？真的？）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
（告诉我该怎么办？我愿意为你做任何事。）
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）：Yeah!
全剧终
拍英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
6、然后就是后期制作，这一点尤为重要，主要分为四部分，一、片头和片尾的制作，二、视频的剪辑，三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选，四、字幕的制作。
求助英语小品，五个人演的，要幽默点，谢谢！！
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英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
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(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Shei *** raverthanme,
*** arterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjusanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3本文转自：coffbar小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!How *** elly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’ *** ybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Ye *** adam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadi *** uiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedoree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyi *** roken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchi *** ywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadi *** uiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedoree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
有哪些英语话剧搞笑剧本，适合八个人出演的？
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧. Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧. I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场. 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈,我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了. Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭.老头在一边叹息,擦泪. 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前. 悟空：师傅,到了. Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老头面前行礼,悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩,觉得奇怪,上下打量）：老施主,我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否? Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以.（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前. 老妈：高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊. Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说. Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? 老头：高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们. Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头：唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了.今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧. Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会.待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不 用管. What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens. 这时起了风声（音乐）,老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖.小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻.悟空镇定 地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去.自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后,露出一段红袖子. 猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊：小娘子,我来了. Darling, here I am. 站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌. 八戒：小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了,还害什么羞呀!. Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的 模样. 八戒：小娘子,不用怕,我虽然长得丑,但本领高强,一定会让你过上好日子的. Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮. 八戒：小娘子,你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样? Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒,所以就抓一抓. When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高兴就好,高兴就好.我们快入洞房吧. Fine, let’s go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻.小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来. 八戒：哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊,干嘛把我拉出来啊? Darling. Why are you so powerful? 小娘子：夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧. Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home. 八戒：去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧. Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go. 两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子. 小女子：我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧. I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒：背你?好,好,好.谁让你是我的媳妇呢? Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子,我们这就出发了. Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧,呆子. Okay. Let’s go. 音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒).八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子.小女子在他背 上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴. 八戒：小娘子,你怎么这么重啊? Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧? Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?) 八戒：不,不,不,我背,我背. Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走.小女子得意地在背上笑.八戒体力不支,一跤摔倒,小女子倒地之后, 灵活地越上台上的假山,先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子,再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟. 八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇. 八戒：娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了? Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君,我在这里呢. Honey, I am here. 八戒：哇,娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了? Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：还不是你这呆子害的. Thats your fault. 八戒：对不起,娘子.对不起,娘子. Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry. 小女子：看你这么辛苦,我也摔疼了,那就休息休息吧. You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒：太好了. 我们就休息一下吧! Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他. 小女子（撒娇地）：夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我. Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first. 八戒：唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风.只因冒犯了嫦娥, 被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样. Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That’s why I am so ugly. 小女子：亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人. You look too ugly to meet people. 八戒：本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人.等了这么久, 也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?（八戒高兴地过 去想拉小女子的手） I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信. You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible! 八戒：我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你. I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧. Show me some gongfu then. 八戒：好,让我露两手来给你看看. OK, let me show you my gongfu. 从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来.小女子暗暗点头.当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把 抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么大的力气? Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀. Pull me out if you can . 八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空.悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了. How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑：呆子,看看我是谁! You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看,吓得跳起来：齐天大圣,我的妈呀. My god! You are Mahatma! 八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,两人打了起来,八戒不是对手,被悟空压住,不能动弹. 悟空：呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成? You silly! Dare you harm others any more? 八戒：不敢了,不敢了. No, I dare not! 悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇? Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了.大圣爷爷饶我. No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma. 悟空：量你也不敢. I bet you dare not. 悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫. 悟空：呆子,想往哪里去? You silly, where are you going? 八戒：我已答应你,不再闹事了,干嘛还不放我走? Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go? 悟空：呆子,我带你去见取经人. You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什么?取经人来了? What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧. Yes. Lets go! 两人在台上走半圈,来到房前. 悟空：师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了. Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated ! 唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢. 悟空：呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅. You silly, kneel down to meet your master. 八戒忙对着唐僧下跪,口喊师傅.唐僧非常吃惊. Master, nice to meet you here. 唐僧：徒儿,这是怎么回事? My prentice, whats up? 悟空：师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的. Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest. 唐僧：哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你法名为 八戒. I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie. 八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）. Thank you, my master! 老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒. Congratulations! 唐僧：徒儿们,我们上路吧.（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子） Lets go ahead, my prentices. 悟空：八戒,还看什么呢?走了. Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go!
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧. Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧. I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场. 小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈,我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了. Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. 小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭.老头在一边叹息,擦泪. 唐僧、悟空走到他们面前. 悟空：师傅,到了. Master, here we are. 唐僧（走到老头面前行礼,悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩,觉得奇怪,上下打量）：老施主,我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否? Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以.（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前. 老妈：高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊. Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说. Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? 老头：高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们. Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老头：唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了.今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧. Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight. 悟空：噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会.待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不 用管. What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens. 这时起了风声（音乐）,老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖.小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻.悟空镇定 地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去.自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后,露出一段红袖子. 猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊：小娘子,我来了. Darling, here I am. 站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌. 八戒：小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了,还害什么羞呀!. Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的 模样. 八戒：小娘子,不用怕,我虽然长得丑,但本领高强,一定会让你过上好日子的. Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮. 八戒：小娘子,你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样? Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒,所以就抓一抓. When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒：高兴就好,高兴就好.我们快入洞房吧. Fine, let’s go to the bedroom. 八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻.小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来. 八戒：哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊,干嘛把我拉出来啊? Darling. Why are you so powerful? 小娘子：夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧. Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home. 八戒：去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧. Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go. 两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子. 小女子：我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧. I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒：背你?好,好,好.谁让你是我的媳妇呢? Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上：娘子,我们这就出发了. Darling, Lets go. 小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧,呆子. Okay. Let’s go. 音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒).八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子.小女子在他背 上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴. 八戒：小娘子,你怎么这么重啊? Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧? Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?) 八戒：不,不,不,我背,我背. Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走.小女子得意地在背上笑.八戒体力不支,一跤摔倒,小女子倒地之后, 灵活地越上台上的假山,先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子,再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟. 八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇. 八戒：娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了? Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you? 小女子（偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君,我在这里呢. Honey, I am here. 八戒：哇,娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了? Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：还不是你这呆子害的. Thats your fault. 八戒：对不起,娘子.对不起,娘子. Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry. 小女子：看你这么辛苦,我也摔疼了,那就休息休息吧. You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒：太好了. 我们就休息一下吧! Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他. 小女子（撒娇地）：夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我. Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first. 八戒：唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风.只因冒犯了嫦娥, 被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样. Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That’s why I am so ugly. 小女子：亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人. You look too ugly to meet people. 八戒：本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人.等了这么久, 也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?（八戒高兴地过 去想拉小女子的手） I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信. You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible! 八戒：我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你. I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧. Show me some gongfu then. 八戒：好,让我露两手来给你看看. OK, let me show you my gongfu. 从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来.小女子暗暗点头.当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把 抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么大的力气? Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀. Pull me out if you can . 八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空.悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地. 八戒：娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了. How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑：呆子,看看我是谁! You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看,吓得跳起来：齐天大圣,我的妈呀. My god! You are Mahatma! 八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,两人打了起来,八戒不是对手,被悟空压住,不能动弹. 悟空：呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成? You silly! Dare you harm others any more? 八戒：不敢了,不敢了. No, I dare not! 悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇? Dare you wive yet? 八戒：不敢了.大圣爷爷饶我. No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma. 悟空：量你也不敢. I bet you dare not. 悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫. 悟空：呆子,想往哪里去? You silly, where are you going? 八戒：我已答应你,不再闹事了,干嘛还不放我走? Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go? 悟空：呆子,我带你去见取经人. You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什么?取经人来了? What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧. Yes. Lets go! 两人在台上走半圈,来到房前. 悟空：师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了. Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated ! 唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢. 悟空：呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅. You silly, kneel down to meet your master. 八戒忙对着唐僧下跪,口喊师傅.唐僧非常吃惊. Master, nice to meet you here. 唐僧：徒儿,这是怎么回事? My prentice, whats up? 悟空：师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的. Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest. 唐僧：哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你法名为 八戒. I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie. 八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）. Thank you, my master! 老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒. Congratulations! 唐僧：徒儿们,我们上路吧.（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子） Lets go ahead, my prentices. 悟空：八戒,还看什么呢?走了. Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go! 八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路.
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