英语幽默短剧剧本6人,6人英语话剧剧本

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• 1、求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!
• 2、英语六人短剧剧本有哪些？
• 3、6人英语话剧剧本
• 4、求英语搞笑话剧剧本。（6人，带翻译更高。）
• 5、适合6个人演的英语小短剧？
• 6、跪求英语六人搞笑剧本
• 7、求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。
• 8、六人搞笑英语短剧
• 9、关于英语小品搞笑剧本，6人
• 10、大学男生六人求英语话剧剧本(搞笑最好,中英文最好),？

求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
F: April 1.转自：
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤
超级搞笑,哈哈哈
从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.
有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.
有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.
最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
　
　
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it!
　
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.
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Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!
Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

英语六人短剧剧本有哪些？

1. 六个人表演的英语短话剧 提供两个六人表演的英语短话剧剧本 一、白雪公主英语短话剧 SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。
二、Dont Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky。.人物 Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa Cast1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a hard working girl.2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl. 3. Fenix︰one of customers. He's a very ill-natured customer.4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday's restaurant. They're good and decent men.5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.Scene I(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday's restaurant.) Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.Lisa: Yeah. I know.Vicky: We will do our best.The door opens now. Two men come in.Kuki moves to the door.Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table. Allen: Yes, pleases.Tim: I'm starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment. Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.Vicky:This is the menu, sirs. Allen&Tim: Thank you.After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don't like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?Lisa: I don't know. I feel…….Oh, I just don't like the way he looks at me.Scene II Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me uncomfortable.Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix's table.Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.) Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?Vicky: He, he……He touched me!Fenix: No!! I didn't.Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth. Other customers gather around them to。
2. 求6人英文短剧,句子越简单越好,不超过4分钟 On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing， 。
六个高中生走在回家的路上，一边聊天，一边笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？ 喂，伙伴们，你们放学后干什么啊？ B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱） 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚（跺脚） C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（对D说） 你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（装打哈欠）我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困！（打哈欠） All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打个盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意识到E不见了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（对F说） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.刚才还在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四处寻找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！ 他在那！（手指远处） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一个流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜欢狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗样子很凶唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我们快叫他别理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！ 大伙（大声叫）E！ 回来！回来！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！ 天啊！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！ 他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！ 快过去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着（装疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？ 你怎么样？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （摇头，疼叫） A: let's call for help！ 快叫救护.！ All: help! Help！ 有人被狗咬了！有人被狗咬了！ They can not find any help nearby. 附近没有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去医院吧！ All: let's go！ 走！ B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They walk to the hospital. 他们朝医院走去. The End 剧终。
3. 6人英语外国故事短剧本 女儿：S父亲：F母亲：M场景1:S:Morning mom.M: moruing dear.M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?S:ok.M:Did you finish your homework dear?S:yesM:Did you brush your teeth?S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?S:nothing。
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercingsall over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.M:Tattoos is art?my god。 Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must havefamily meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!(S：照镜子，听音乐，打电话)场景2:F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?S:I'm free this morning.F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".S：（对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time andwhat should I do.I'm not a baby!F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.S:Oh。
again。 Why do you baffle me?F:What?S:Nothing。
(S: Hello,yes!I'm free。ok,see you later.)场景3:M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.F:But the tattoos not ture,(S：点头)too much phone is the biggest problem.M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.F:Phone waste too much time!S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me。
.翻译：场景1 ：问：早上妈妈。男：今天上午亲爱的。
男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？问：确定。男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？问：是男：你刷牙？问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？问：什么。男：来这里。
让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。
看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。
问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝。
现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）场景2 ：传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？问：我今天上午免费。
传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。
问：噢。 。
再次你为什么要困惑我吗？传真：什么？问：什么。（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由。
没关系，回头见。 ）场景3 ：男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。
传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。
传真：电话浪费太多时间！问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我。.。
4. 英语六人短剧 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D： （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。
5. 六人英语小短剧,求翻译,拜托了,我不想被老师p死啊 有部分修改，请酌情采纳
T-Teacher（老师） Student A&B（学生A、B） D-Doctor（校医） P-Parent（家长）
老师：（上课了，请掏出你们的语文书，今天我们学第一课。这位同学，你有问题吗？）
T: Class begins. Take out your Chinese book, please. We'll study the first text today.
「Student A holds his hand up.」
T: Any questions, boy?
举手同学：（老师，他有些不舒服，可能发烧了。）
A: He's not feeling very well, Sir. A fever, perhaps.
老师：（那你快送他去医务室吧。）
T: So quick, take him to the infrmary.
举手同学：（阿姨，他有些不舒服，可能发烧了，您能帮他看看吗？）
A: He's feeling quite sick, madam, and probably having a fever. Would you please take a look?
校医：（当然可以，量一下体温吧。）
D: Of course. Let me have your temperature.
过了一会儿
「 After a while.」
校医：（噢！38°6，看起来真的发烧了，让他给家长打电话吧）
D: Oh, 38.6( thirty-eight point six). It seems quite a fever. You'd better give your parent a ring.
嘟--嘟--
「 Dialing.」
生病的同学：（喂，妈妈，我发烧了，很难受，你能过来接我吗？）
B: Hello, is that mom? I'm fevered and quite sick, can you come and take me home?
家长：（噢！可怜的孩子，好的，我很快就到。）
P: OHh, poor boy! No problem, I'll be there in a few minutes.
十分钟后 家长到了
「 Ten minutes later, the parent arrives.」
家长：（孩子，我来接你了，回家休息吧）
P: Kid, I'm here to take you home. Let's go and have a good rest.
生病的同学：（好的，妈妈。）
B: Okay, mom.
他们一起回家了。
「 They go home together.」
6. 英语短句剧本 6——8人 5分钟 英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 （一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌子上拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 答案补充 英语小剧本-----小红帽 。

6人英语话剧剧本

　　 6人英语话剧剧本 （一）
　　Character descriptions:
　　（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
　　（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.
　　（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
　　（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.
　　（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.
　　Plot:
　　There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……
　　SceneⅠ
　　（In Girls’ Dorm）
　　M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.
　　A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）
　　M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）
　　OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.
　　SceneⅡ
　　（Boys’ Dorm）
　　Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
　　M: What’s the most important thing for you?
　　G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
　　M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.
　　T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
　　K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
　　（George and Mancy just keep talking.）
　　M: George, you’re so humorous.
　　T: （hits the desk） No more talking.
　　（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
　　Annie calls Mancy.）
　　M: Hello, this is Mancy.
　　A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
　　M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……
　　A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
　　M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.
　　SceneⅢ
　　（In class）
　　K: Sorry, I’m late.
　　（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）
　　K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
　　G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
　　T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
　　K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.
　　T: Oh…OK.
　　A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
　　M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
　　A: Who was with you? George?
　　M: Yes…
　　A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.
　　M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
　　A: I don’t think so.
　　K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
　　T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.
　　（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）
　　Scene Ⅳ
　　（On the road）
　　M: Where are we going?
　　G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.
　　M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.
　　G: That’s OK.
　　Oh, no! （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）
　　SceneⅤ
　　（In the hospital）
　　M: Are you OK?
　　G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?
　　M: Just a little hurt.
　　G: I’m so sorry.
　　M: No, don’t say that.
　　G: But the surprise …
　　M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
　　G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
　　Scene Ⅵ
　　（In the boys’ dorm）
　　K: What happened to you?
　　G: I had a motorcycle accident.
　　T: Are you OK?
　　G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot
　　K: How did it happen?
　　G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
　　T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
　　G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!
　　K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.
　　T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
　　G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
　　T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?
　　K: We can help him go to class.
　　T: That’s a good idea.
　　G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.
　　K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
　　T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
　　Scene Ⅶ
　　（In the girls’ dorm）
　　A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
　　M: I feel just a little painful.
　　A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
　　M: I’ve already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.
　　A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…
　　M: Really? Where will we go?
　　A: Hung-Lin, of course.
　　M: Oh, no!
　　 6人英语话剧剧本 （二）
　　Cast
　　Raymond: Raymond
　　Kemp: Raymond’s father
　　Michelle: a passerby
　　Grace: a composer
　　Peggy: piano teacher
　　Heather: a composer
　　Summary
　　This play is about a singer’s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let’s take a look.
　　SCENE I
　　（Raymond’s home）
　　R’s F: Welcome to my house. It’s a little messy. Make yourself at home.
　　PT: That’s OK. We haven’t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven’t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?
　　R’s F: Yeah it’s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.
　　PT: He’s playing the piano very well.
　　R’s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.
　　PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I’m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it’s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.
　　R’s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.
　　SCENE II
　　（Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.）
　　R: I’ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don’t think I can play the piano well.
　　PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.
　　R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?
　　PT: Sure! I believe that you’ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.
　　R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!
　　PT: As long as you practice hard, I’ll be happy. By the way, I’m going to move to the States next month. I’m very sorry I can’t teach you anymore.
　　R: What? You mean…You can’t continue teaching me to play the piano?
　　PT: Yes. I’m so sorry. I’ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.
　　R: I’m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.
　　PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.
　　R: I’ll always remember what you said.
　　SCENE III
　　（Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.
　　But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.）
　　Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.
　　C1: （To composer 2） I think his songs are pretty good, but…
　　C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?
　　C1: Well, how about changing his style?
　　C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.
　　C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.
　　C2: （To Raymond） We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.
　　R: Thank you! But I don’t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can’t work together this time. Sorry!
　　C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!
　　SCENE IV
　　（Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.）
　　R: （ singing ）
　　（A passerby looked at him.）
　　P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.
　　R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don’t you think my style is strange? Why don’t you suggest I change it?
　　P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you’re the right person for us. Let’s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I’ll call you soon.
　　R: This is my phone number.
　　P: OK. Bye-bye.
　　SCENE V
　　（One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.）
　　Stranger: Is this Raymond?
　　Raymond: Speaking.
　　Stranger: This is a singing company. We appreciate your creation very much. We want to buy your copyright. We hope you can think about it seriously. If you want, you can come to America. We’ll pay for the plane ticket.
　　Raymond: OK, when?
　　Stranger: Next week.
　　（After that, Raymond published his first album and everyone liked his songs very much. He became a super star in America.）
　　SCENE VI
　　Stranger: Congratulations! This concert is very successful. Our boss wants to see you.
　　Raymond: Who is he? I don’t know him.
　　Stranger: Don’t ask so much. You’ll know when you see him.
　　（The stranger brings him to a large c
　　ompany.）
　　Raymond: Where is this?
　　Stranger: It’s the boss’s office. Please wait,
　　（A pretty lady came into the room.）
　　Raymond: Excuse me. Where’s your boss? I’m waiting for him.
　　Michelle: I’m the boss. Don’t you remember me?
　　Raymond: Oh, it’s you! So you’re my boss. Oh, my! I can’t believe this. It’s fate.
　　Michelle: It’s my mother’s last wish. She hoped you could be popular in America. She said you were the best student she had ever taught.
　　Raymond: She was my best teacher, too
　 　6人英语话剧剧本 （三）
　　Toni:Mike, I really had fun today.
　　Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on
　　wood. Alright, do you like card tricks?
　　Toni: They're my favorite.
　　Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now think of that card.
　　Toni: The whole card?
　　Mike: Yeah, the whole thing. Ok, now, was your card the ace of spades?
　　Toni: No.
　　Mike: Ok, what does that say?
　　Toni: It says…No way, you read my mind!
　　Mike: Yeah. And I can read your thought too. Shame on you.
　　Toni: Shame on you.
　　Mike: Julie!
　　Julie: Don’t mind me.
　　Toni: Mike, who is this woman, and what's she doing with your shorts?
　　Mike: Ah, she's an employee. That will be all my good woman.
　　Julie: Mike, a word.
　　Mike: Later. You know you pay someone a salary and they think they own you.
　　Julie: Mike, you know you are not allowed to have girls in your room.
　　Toni: What are you, babe.
　　Julie: Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets home.
　　Toni: Mother?
　　Mike: Ah, listen. Toni, where were we?
　　Toni: Mike, I'm very sorry but I've got to leave.
　　Mike: Hey, no, no, no, no, Toni. Come on. Don’t listen to Julie. I mean she's just someone that
　　my parents hired to take care of my stupid little sister.
　　Toni: No, see. I just don’t date guys who aren't allowed to have girls in their rooms. I have a
　　reputation.
　　Mike: Toni, Toni, Toni. Come on. You just can’t do this. Walking into my room. Turn off the
　　lights. Start talking suggestive, and then just leave?
　　Toni: Mike, I'm dumb, but I’m not stupid.
　　Mike: hey look Julie. Who the heck gave you permission to come barging up to my place any
　　time you want. And who the heck gave you a key?
　　Julie: You did, right after you said "Julie, come up to my place any time you want".
　　Mike: Look, I withdraw that permission and you give me back my key. You know, you have no
　　right to come barging into my, my uh
　　Julie: Into your what?
　　Mike: Into my what what.
　　Julie: You're the one talking.
　　Mike: Yeah, well, well look. I'd appreciate

求英语搞笑话剧剧本。（6人，带翻译更高。）

《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!
六人的英语搞笑话剧：《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）：
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time?
很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗？
Action I（第一幕）
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? （镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的男人）
（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状）Thank you mirror! （面对观众）
I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.
But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
（我是丹王子，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相，他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办？我的部长在哪里？）
阿三（毕恭毕敬） : Honey, I am coming.（殿下，我来了）
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan."
（我一再告诉你，你应该叫我：“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。）
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.（作杀状）
（好的，殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政）
太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
（经过筛选，我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。）
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
（好吧，尽快给我看看赢家，好吗？）
阿三：Yes.（好的。）
Action II（第二幕）（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?（你是李莫愁？）
李莫愁：Yes.（是的。）
荆轲：OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.
（好啊。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。）
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?（你在挑战我吗？）
荆轲：Off course!（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁：Come on!
音乐起，两人冲上前来，“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”
李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑。
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt?
（发生了什么？为什么你不会受伤？）
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么，需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
（妈妈总是说：“人生就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了，妈妈是对的。）
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you？”
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.
（生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。）
阿三：Hero,we need your help.（好汉，我们需要你的帮助。）
荆柯：I am busy now!（我忙着呢！）
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.（你可以得到很多钱。）
荆柯：I am very busy now!（我现在非常的忙。）
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!（我真的真的非常忙。）
阿三（手指上场的美女,激动状）: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.（你看，那是世界上最美丽的女子，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。）
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
（我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人，但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。）
阿三：What? What's the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.（小子，看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。）
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
（我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们，这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。）
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.
（减肥茶！我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。）
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（你想要什么？如果你愿意，就大声说！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意，但我很高兴，你还是得大声说。拿着它！你真的喜欢吗？真的？）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
（告诉我该怎么办？我愿意为你做任何事。）
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）：Yeah!
全剧终
拍英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
6、然后就是后期制作，这一点尤为重要，主要分为四部分，一、片头和片尾的制作，二、视频的剪辑，三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选，四、字幕的制作。

适合6个人演的英语小短剧？

六人行 (也叫老友记,英文名叫friends)。
主角正好六个人,每集大概15-20分钟,选一集,改短一点,多练两次就好了。
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Joey: Rach, he just saw us
Rachel: Shhh.
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)Joey: Ross?Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.Ross: So you two are..?Joey and Rachel: Yeah.Ross: And have you .. ed?Joey: No, no, no!Rachel: No, no, no!Ross: But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?Joey: Probably.(Rachel looks at him.)Joey: No, no!Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.Ross: Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you. (Squeaky.) I'm fine!Joey: Really?Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.Joey: Ross..Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?Rachel: Calm ourselves?Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)Joey: I do like fajitas.
英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
老虎︰ 我是一只伟大的老虎。我很坚强。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。我必须找到某事。吃一次，否则我会立即死掉。哦，还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么，要么。哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!
狐狸︰ 我是一只狐狸。你可以看到，我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味！
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
老虎︰ 啊，一只狐狸。一顿好饭。啊，一顿好饭。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
狐狸︰ 噢，我的上帝 ！我该怎么办？是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。你好 ！虎姐 ！你好吗？
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.
老虎︰ 不太好。我现在很饿了。我想要吃了你。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
狐狸︰ 哦，亲爱的！你怎么敢这样说 ！我是森林之王 ！我是森林之王 ！如果你想要吃我，我会让你死现在。
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
老虎︰ 她是王。她在骗我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.
狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我，只是跟着我，看看谁是森林之王
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
老虎︰ 好。我们走吧。
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.
兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。啊，一个大萝卜。哦！太难了。我不能把它拔。
Bird: I’m a bird.
鸟︰ 我是一只鸟。
Rabbit: Hi!
兔子︰ 嗨 ！
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?
鸟︰ 嗨 ！在这儿干吗，兔子小姐？我可以帮你吗？
Rabbit: Yes, please.
兔子︰ 是的请。
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?
青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。你好 ！你在这里干什么？你需要什么？
R&B: Yes, come on!
R&B︰ 是啊，来吧！
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
青蛙︰ Ok ！我来了 ！
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?
熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好，每个人 ！你在这里干什么？
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out.Please come and help us.
R、 B & F︰ 来吧 ！加油！熊先生 ！你是如此强大。请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
熊︰ Ok ！我来了。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
狐狸︰ 你好，熊 ！
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
熊︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Frog!
狐狸︰ 你好，青蛙 ！
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
青蛙︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Bird!
狐狸︰ 你好，鸟 ！
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
鸟︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
狐狸︰ 你好，兔子 ！
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
兔︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!
狐狸︰ 老虎，现在，你看到。他们是如此害怕 ！他们都跑开了 ！
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正确的。它是真实的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我会跑掉。他是国王。他是国王。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.
狐狸︰哇 ！还有一个大萝卜。现在，萝卜是属于我的。
小短剧的精髓特点有一下十点:
1、精短凝炼、简洁明了。
2、手法新颖、视角独特。
3、幽默为主、喜剧对白。
4、制作期短 、考虑成本。
5、主题专一、栏目固定。
6、网络传播、影响广泛。
7、门槛不高、人人可试。
8、题材广泛、不拘一格。
9、容易出手、市场急需。
10、形式多元、结构紧密。

跪求英语六人搞笑剧本

On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.
They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.
On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ... 六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home? 喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you? A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹) all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了. A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back! 大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding! 天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him! 他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up! 快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right? 你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) (摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help! 快叫救护.!
All: help! Help! 有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby. 附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go! 走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They go to the hospital. 他们朝医院走去.
The End 剧终
剧本是一种文学形式，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员根据剧本进行演出。与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。
它以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。剧本的写作，最重要的是能够被舞台上搬演，戏剧文本不算是艺术的完成，只能说完成了一半，用于舞台演出才是最终艺术的呈现，称为“脚本”（即“演出文本”或“演出本”）。

求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。

英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah…… T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... (谢幕)
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。 to Long-Long’s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。 你这只恶狼。 Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。
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可以演小马过河，很简单的！！
How a Colt Crossed the River (小马过河)
One day, a colt carried a bag of wheat to the mill.
As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. Water went gurgling on. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Uncle Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" the cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just to his knees.
The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! You'll be drowned! One of my friends was drowned yesterday just in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom.
He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, don't always listen to others. You'd better go and try yourself. Then you'll know what to do."
Just at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, it's too dangerous!" "No, I want to have a try by myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as as deep as the squirrel told him.
The fable tells us a truth: real knowledge comes from practices.

六人搞笑英语短剧

我有个主意 找老友记《Friends》的一集 去模仿演出~ 正好是六个人啊
（老友记 我的最爱啊~）
谢谢采纳`
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焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)　Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围　　
　裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
　withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.　(下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme!　(跑下)
(音乐起　CanYouCelebrate)
下面这个也不错，是幽默话剧
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

关于英语小品搞笑剧本，6人

7人的英语小品剧本，短篇 .可任选其一。
pocket money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),
Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He
always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He
has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……
He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous
candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very
popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come
here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The
students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now
it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come
out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.
（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us
money.（自信）

大学男生六人求英语话剧剧本(搞笑最好,中英文最好),？

2013-05-17 11:44人物:Narrator:It’s Christmas time.B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.
A---在睡觉,B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景:A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
B:(clear his throat,starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas ,I wish you Merry Christmas,I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.I wish…
A:(wakes up) what is that noise?(Pretends to open the window)
B:What did you say?I can not hear you and sing at the same time?
A:I want to sleep.I don’t want any singing.
B:What did you say?You want more singing?I will find a friend.
Narrator:B calls a friend C to join him.
B and C:(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts) I want you to stop singing!You are giving more!(go back to sleep)
B:What did you say?You want more singing?We will find another friend.
Narrator:So B and C call for another friend D.
B and C and D:(sing):
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing.I am tired.I can not take much more.(Sleeps)
B:What did you say?You want much more singing?We will find many friends.
Narrator:So B and C and D found more friends to join them.
B and C and D and a group of friends:(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts and shakes two hands) Stop!Your singing is too loud!
B:loud?Yes,We can sing loud.
Narrator:So they sing very loud.(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts) Please!I want to sleep!I wish that you would all go away!
B:Go away?Why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Narrator:so the children go away and they will sing in another place.
All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.
A:(goes back to sleep)
The end,10,强烈建议《摩登家庭》非常搞笑，并且有男同，很适合几个男生，但是坑定得有女生角色，你自己看看吧，我们在大学英语就搞得这个
希望能够帮到你，望采纳。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。不会谁的字多就采纳谁吧？,1,